DISCLAIMER: I must preface this post with an important statement: I did not mount this ghoul. I had absolutely NOTHING to do with bedding this beast. I am merely presenting a forum for this man to confess a vile biblical trangression. This fucking spine tingling tale of terror was crafted by a man far braver than myself. This carnal catastrophe is solely the work of my long time associate, Big Game. This man snuck into the creature's crypt. He held his crucifix tight as fuck with a flask of holy water tucked firmly under his arm. This man took a gothic descending spiral staircase deep into the inner sanctum of the ghoul's lair. His flickering torch was his only guide. He stood in the very festering heart of Hades. He sucked in the foul skeletal stench of other men who had come before him. He mounted this hissing and thrashing brute. She ate his ass. You've been given fair warning. I spent several sleepless nights sobbing after I initially read the atrocity below. I would shudder in a sweat drenched bed with visions of the fiend flooding my brain. You've been fucking warned.
GUEST Pussy Round Up: Big "Game" Edition
This man spilled his seed into the snarling demon. Not me. Lets clarify that shit.
Name: Shark Finn aka Hell's Gatekeeper
Ease of defeat: Pac Man first level
Length it took to brutalize the cunt: 2.5 weeks
Amount of money I was able to drain from purse: $0
Amount of money she was able to drain from a boss: $0 (I dont buy these bitches, much less an obese one, shit!)
Notable traits: 37 years old whale who hails from a small town in Colorado with a strict Irish Catholic upbringing. Runs a BBW club in Las Vegas. Never had relations with a male from her own race (I wonder why). Not to mention she was obese as fuck.
Skill set/slut stats:
Cock sucking prowess: 8.5/10 (she put in work)
Cock riding ability: ............ come now
Vaginal looseness: 7/10
Vaginal stench: 1/10
Vaginal grip: 3/10
Bedroom theatrics: ass licker, takes dick to the throat like a champion
Cum dodging: nope
anal action: n/a
Pros: Filthy nasty slut. Sucks cock on demand. Tends to the testes with much tender, loving care. Does porn type theatrics with head hanging over the edge while giving top. Will lick your ass if you're down with that type of shit (I am). LOVES getting choked and slapped in the midst of thrust, screaming "HARDER!"
Cons: She's a fucking fat slut who feels herself way too much. She's obese. Whiny. Nothing you'd wanna parade around with in broad delight. Because of her obesity, can't have her ride like a rodeo clown if/when you get tired.
Would you fuck again? No. Twice is enough. Plus she played me to the left with some sucka nigga named Lorenzo who goes out his way to pick her up at a bar at 5 fucking am, to her house which is within walking distance around the corner from the bar.
Overall: 6/10
Fist's Commentary
The dark lord with the cloven hoof is real. Pure evil does exist in this world. Ghouls walk among us and prey on our very souls. Foul imps stalk the Earth looking for desperate niggas. Sprawled on reefs of Hell alongside swirling lakes of fire lay creatures that thirst for human flesh. A breed of sinister beast that lick their forked tongues at the prospect of tearing a man's very being to shreds. Our friend Big Game happened to cross paths with such an apparition. A grim mammoth with an insatiable appetite for appeasing Beelzebub and chili cheese fries. It speaks volumes when a man can entertain the advances of a goblin bore of the Devil's design and award her a 6/10 for sexual prowess. It makes one ponder if Satan's sickness has already taken hold. Perhaps an exorcism is in order. I'll contact the family priest. May Christ have mercy...
May Jesus Christ have mercy on us all.
Africa's child
sweet chocolate moca
the mother of creation
sweet chocolate moca
refined beauty, defined perfection
God's daughter, a beautiful selection
Take my hand as we walk white sands
talk of life plans, Me as your man
Let me glance into your eyes, the depths of soul
swim in your beauty, drown in your essence
sweet chocolate moca, i bask in your presence
but my queen there is one thing i ask
i bow before your shrine, a most glourious task
i present you a question, a quandry so quick..
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